Goat Simulator Remastered

Your favourite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history.Your goal? Chaos! Your muse? Pilgor the goat! If you’ve had your horns in the sand for the last 10 years, Goat Simulator is a game about causing as much destruction as you possibly can, as a goat. Headbutt, backflip and ragdoll your way around each level to earn points, and come up with creative ways to ruin an NPC's day.Goat Simulator: Remastered is the remaster no one asked for. It comes with everything you loved about the original game and more, with new and improved visuals, updated textures, shiny new lighting, and some brand-new foliage showing off the finest in advanced goat simulation technology. We've also completely reworked Mutators, allowing you to pick and choose whichever “goat” you desire from a handy in-game menu. You just have to catch them all first!The remaster also includes every DLC from the PC version, and one of our favourites from the mobile version, including:* Goat City Bay* Goat MMO* Goat Z* PAYDAY* Waste Of Space* (Mobile) Buck to SchoolThere are also less exciting new things, like general optimization and bug fixing – but we promise we mainly fixed the boring ones.Features:* You can be a goat… again. No really, that’s still the main selling point* A brand spanking new mutator menu that lets you mix and match goats to your heart's content – if your contentment means abominations* As buggy as you remember – just because it's a remaster doesn’t mean we haven’t left in an unhealthy dose of physics-based bugs because why not?* All DLCs included – we could have sold them separately to you again, but if we’re honest this is already a cash-grab* New and improved graphics, lighting, VFX and animations – as well as revamped foliage for the prettiest leaves you’ll see in a Goat Sim game excluding Goat Simulator 3

Delivery Rates

We charge a flat rate of $6 NZD per shipment, not including heavy and bulky goods. 

Please note we have a $56-$118 rate for shipping heavy and bulky goods like chairs and desks which will be calculated at checkout. 

Most orders are shipped using New Zealand Post and these parcels are shipped with no-signature required. For our heavy and bulky goods, these are shipped via Mainfreight with signature required.

Delivery Times

We encourage you to track your delivery progress using NZ Post's Tracking tool and contact us if your delivery is overdue by more than these 5 working days after dispatch.

Heavy and Bulky Goods 

Please allow an extra 1-3 days for heavy and bulky goods like chairs and desks.